Useless Fridays (Vol. 7)

Ever felt like a complete waste on Fridays?

You sit down at your desk, check email for a little while (two hours), head to a quick lunch (with stops for coffee and dessert) and then get back to do some real work for the afternoon (Solitaire, WOW, online poker) and then face the weekend when it's time to go home?

If that describes you, then we CELEBRATE you and your dedication. Let's face it, you perform slave labor Monday through Thursday, Friday should be your day.

So, while you are doing mindless things and "pointless" hours are spent in your chair so that you can say you "didn't take Friday off"...here's some useless information to keep you hard at work. Enjoy.

*EDITORS NOTE: We were so useless on Friday, that we didn't even get this done. Thus, the Monday publish date.

ALTERNATIVE FUNCTIONS

-Ketchup is excellent for cleaning brass, especially tarnished or corroded brass.

-Kleenex tissues were originally used as filters in gas masks.

-Mixing Sani-Flush and Comet cleaners has been known to cause explosions.

-People in China sometimes use firecrackers around their homes as fire alarms.

Useless.